[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.amitech.cz\/humorny-zivot-vysokoskolaka\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.amitech.cz\/humorny-zivot-vysokoskolaka\/","headline":"Humorn\u00fd \u017eivot vysoko\u0161kol\u00e1ka","name":"Humorn\u00fd \u017eivot vysoko\u0161kol\u00e1ka","description":"Kone\u010dn\u011b! Kone\u010dn\u011b m\u00e1m maturitu za sebou, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te si. Pokud jste studovali v\u0161eobecn\u00e9 gymn\u00e1zium, m\u00e1te bohu\u017eel tu sm\u016flu, \u017ee mus\u00edte studovat d\u00e1le, proto\u017ee s t\u00edmhle vzd\u011bl\u00e1n\u00edm m\u016f\u017eete pracovat akor\u00e1t tak v marketu za kasou. P\u0159i\u0161el \u010das vybrat si n\u011bjakou vysokou \u0161kolu a specializovat se. V\u011bt\u0161ina lid\u00ed tou\u017e\u00ed po sv\u00e9m vysn\u011bn\u00e9m zam\u011bstn\u00e1n\u00ed. Podle sv\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed roze\u0161lete p\u0159ihl\u00e1\u0161ky na r\u016fzn\u00e9 obory, kter\u00e9 se v\u00e1m l\u00edb\u00ed. Dal\u0161\u00ed krok p\u0159edstavuje \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9 absolvov\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159ij\u00edmac\u00edch zkou\u0161ek, bohu\u017eel, ne poka\u017ed\u00e9 se zada\u0159\u00ed. A nakonec sta\u010d\u00ed jen nastoupit tam,…","datePublished":"2017-10-31","dateModified":"2017-10-31","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.amitech.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.amitech.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/da76ffe9456a057fb26f92cd8eb3d2effca853864e9ae2a35290bd1e10b1f7d4?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/da76ffe9456a057fb26f92cd8eb3d2effca853864e9ae2a35290bd1e10b1f7d4?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"amitech.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.amitech.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a303921_w2228_t1514719516.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.amitech.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a303921_w2228_t1514719516.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.amitech.cz\/humorny-zivot-vysokoskolaka\/","wordCount":620,"articleBody":" Kone\u010dn\u011b! Kone\u010dn\u011b m\u00e1m maturitu za sebou, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te si. Pokud jste studovali v\u0161eobecn\u00e9 gymn\u00e1zium, m\u00e1te bohu\u017eel tu sm\u016flu, \u017ee mus\u00edte studovat d\u00e1le, proto\u017ee s t\u00edmhle vzd\u011bl\u00e1n\u00edm m\u016f\u017eete pracovat akor\u00e1t tak v marketu za kasou. P\u0159i\u0161el \u010das vybrat si n\u011bjakou vysokou \u0161kolu a specializovat se.  V\u011bt\u0161ina lid\u00ed tou\u017e\u00ed po sv\u00e9m vysn\u011bn\u00e9m zam\u011bstn\u00e1n\u00ed. Podle sv\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed roze\u0161lete p\u0159ihl\u00e1\u0161ky na r\u016fzn\u00e9 obory, kter\u00e9 se v\u00e1m l\u00edb\u00ed. Dal\u0161\u00ed krok p\u0159edstavuje \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9 absolvov\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159ij\u00edmac\u00edch zkou\u0161ek, bohu\u017eel, ne poka\u017ed\u00e9 se zada\u0159\u00ed. A nakonec sta\u010d\u00ed jen nastoupit tam, kam v\u00e1s p\u0159ijali. Prezen\u010dn\u00ed, nebo kombinovan\u00e1 forma?  Studenti, kter\u00fdm sotva oschla barva na maturitn\u00edm vysv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed, v\u011bt\u0161inou up\u0159ednost\u0148uj\u00ed prezen\u010dn\u00ed formu studia. Jak\u00e9 jsou jeho v\u00fdhody? Vyu\u010duj\u00edc\u00ed s v\u00e1mi stihnou probrat v\u0161e, co byste m\u011bli um\u011bt. Proto\u017ee p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00edte \u010dasto do vz\u00e1jemn\u00e9ho kontaktu, snadno si v\u00e1s zapamatuj\u00ed a nebudete pro n\u011b p\u0159i zkou\u0161en\u00ed jen dal\u0161\u00ed sud, kter\u00fd stoj\u00ed za to potopit. Pokud se najdou n\u011bjac\u00ed hyperaktivn\u00ed p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ej\u00edc\u00ed, je\u017e ka\u017edou hodinu moc r\u00e1di p\u00ed\u0161\u00ed testy, donut\u00ed v\u00e1s, abyste se na l\u00e1tku mrkli aspo\u0148 jedn\u00edm okem. Mezi nev\u00fdhody prezen\u010dn\u00edho studia pat\u0159\u00ed p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b celodenn\u00ed sezen\u00ed ve \u0161kole. P\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ky sice nejsou povinn\u00e9, ale kdy\u017e na n\u011b nebudete chodit, z u\u010debnic v\u011bt\u0161inou nevy\u010dtete to, co vyu\u010duj\u00edc\u00ed chce sly\u0161et p\u0159i zkou\u0161en\u00ed nebo napsat do testu. Ve v\u00fdsledku stejn\u011b sed\u00edte v lavici od r\u00e1na do ve\u010dera. Dal\u0161\u00ed v\u011bc\u00ed je t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nemo\u017en\u00e9 sehn\u00e1n\u00ed jak\u00e9koli brig\u00e1dy \u010di pr\u00e1ce, proto\u017ee m\u00e1te na\u0161lapan\u00fd rozvrh, m\u00e1lo \u010dasu a mus\u00edte taky n\u011bkdy j\u00edst a sp\u00e1t.  Co se t\u00fd\u010de kombinovan\u00e9 formy studia, ta je vhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pro ji\u017e pracuj\u00edc\u00ed lid. V\u00fduku sice m\u00e1te jen n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t do roka, ale o to v\u00edc informac\u00ed na v\u00e1s p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ej\u00edc\u00ed nahrnou. Zbytek se dou\u010d\u00edte za dom\u00e1c\u00ed \u00fakol. Zvl\u00e1dnete-li si zamluvit dost knih v knihovn\u011b, dom\u016f je pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b povezete st\u011bhov\u00e1kem, proto\u017ee ty nejlep\u0161\u00ed u\u010debnice jsou samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nejtlust\u0161\u00ed a nejt\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed. Kdy\u017e nem\u00e1te \u0161kolu, v\u011bt\u0161inou mus\u00edte chodit do pr\u00e1ce. Neodpo\u010dinete si. V\u016fbec. V\u00edtejte na vysok\u00e9! Instantn\u00ed pol\u00e9vky a rohl\u00edky s pa\u0161tikou  Traduje se, \u017ee vysoko\u0161kol\u00e1ci nemaj\u00ed moc pen\u011bz ani \u010dasu na n\u00e1kup j\u00eddla a zlep\u0161ov\u00e1n\u00ed sv\u00e9ho kucha\u0159sk\u00e9ho umu. Je pravda, \u017ee se b\u011bhem dne moc p\u0159est\u00e1vek ve vyu\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed nevyskytuje, a po p\u0159\u00edchodu dom\u016f \u010di na kolej je va\u0159en\u00ed to posledn\u00ed, co chcete d\u011blat. Proto se nejsp\u00ed\u0161 sesunete na gau\u010d k televizi a n\u00e1sledn\u011b us\u00edn\u00e1te u ka\u017edodenn\u00edho p\u0159evelice zaj\u00edmav\u00e9ho programu. Na dal\u0161\u00ed den jste si nic nep\u0159ichystali, tud\u00ed\u017e jednodu\u0161e zab\u011bhnete do samoobsluhy, popadnete bagetu nebo rohl\u00edky a m\u00e1te ob\u011bd i s ve\u010de\u0159\u00ed hotov\u00fd. D\u0159\u00edv to tak mo\u017en\u00e1 prob\u00edhalo, ale v sou\u010dasnosti se objevuje velk\u00e1 spousta student\u016f, co se zaj\u00edmaj\u00ed o zdrav\u00fd \u017eivotn\u00ed styl a va\u0159\u00ed si chutn\u00e1, syt\u00e1 a zdrav\u00e1 j\u00eddla. I s p\u00e1r korunami lze nakoupit dost surovin, kter\u00e9 n\u00e1m prosp\u00edvaj\u00ed. \u010casy se m\u011bn\u00ed.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Humorn\u00fd \u017eivot vysoko\u0161kol\u00e1ka","item":"https:\/\/www.amitech.cz\/humorny-zivot-vysokoskolaka\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]